I trundled along to the cinema this afternoon, a little bored and looking for distraction. Watchmen was playing in 50 minutes time, so I bought a ticket and proceeded to become casually excited.
Casually exciting is about as good as this film gets. It certainly couldn’t keep my arse awake, and my legs also required constant shifting.
It wasn’t bad. It just wasn’t anywhere near as good as the comics/graphic novel. Which was expected. The source material was denounced un-filmable for good reason. It’s an incredibly complex piece that deserves to be poured over. As a film, there’s little room for such pondering. I’m all for complex narratives and well-crafted characters. Thinking while viewing is a good thing. But what happens is that some of the book’s most beautiful (and ponderous) moments, of which there are plenty, do not (because they can not) translate well to the constantly moving image.
The comic’s images were bold and poetic, but never flashy. The film often is. It accurately renders the comics’ elements into live action terms. But, for the most part, it lacks the same delicacy.
Terry Gilliam once said that Watchmen, if filmed, would best be done as a mini-series. He’s not wrong. The book is a detailed, intricate inspection of the lives of some pretty interesting, and often pretty fucked up, masked crusaders and the very real world in which they exist. It has a heck of a lot to say. And while the big screen rendering delivers the flash and the bang, it fails to deliver much of the intimacy.
Go along, if you want to see just how cool the Owl Ship would look if it really existed. The same goes for the characters – they’re well cast.* And do go along for the change in the ending. If there is one thing the filmmakers have done well, it’s altering the final outcome to something a lot tidier and self-contained than what happens in the comics.
*The only let down is Ozymandias. He’s just a wimpy twink with a funny nose.
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